You know I roll to the hobby shop, socks and flops on Cardboard box never stop, flip the vox on Got my codex, my army is a hex You know a squiggoth almost always trumps a carnifex And I got my figurines, little army of hooligans Necron player gonna make him a fool again Points too high, win value is boolean True or false test, send me back to Ork school again IG guns got armor pen naught so I can roll a save when my Boyz get shot lest I'm fraught with peril like Lynch and Merrill Use a shoota for a club, make Astartes sterile wait, chem therapy took care of that for me Bladeback tank, Papa Smurf can blow me Out of the game but my Boyz got spores if you give it some time, a new WAAGH!'ll make war! My hit rate's shit so I need more dakka And my rhymes need swagger like YTCracker I should act like Jolli and be more blacker songs never get done, I'm a nerdcore slakka Now I'm cruisin' through space in my junk-ass hulk and I'm makin' planetfall, dealin' death in bulk No time to sulk, red paint means fasta got a sun power core, steerin' with a Thigh Master And I got my Mekboyz whippin' up some Mega Armour If I see a Battle Sister yeah I promise I will harm her with my yella Power Klaw, rippin' through Pontius Glaw no bladed cloak stands against my mighty southpaw Chaos motherfuckas wanna claim my prize then I'll knock out the Despoiler and I'll maim his eyes for layin' covet to my planet with his Black Crusade watch B pull the pin on a rap grenade! Now it's back to reality, the source of depravity Galaxy of war givin' you points of insanity Fuckin' up a battle is a green-skinned tragedy B as the Boss, my Boyz laugh at me HQ'd Meks and a squad of grots for all the good that it would do me just as well have snotlings out of the ass, bumpin' those hoard tactics WAAGH! on my side, need no air dynamics next skirmish, rock Kult of Speed Warboss on a bike, Tau should take heed keep him at range, like a van so strange "Free Candy" on the side, mattress in a cage then he'd be dealin' purple damage like a winkin' slob manicured chest hair? Son, get a job with groups of kids do not hob-nob And shove a Lincoln Log up your stinkin' hog But I didn't come here to talk weekday activities Came to throw down and perform a pride-ectomy Chain-scalpel stat to inflict a disability Leave you toothless, my special hill-ability I won't finish up 'til I've wiped up the floor The board is a mess, bloodlust gaggin' for more Now it's to Taco Bell to carouse everymore I will be back next Sat., time to settle the score!

They fight a secret war against the Threat Beyond Pawnin' their purity seals to fund their lesser jihad Guardin' the realm of man against the Warp at large to be the hunters of the daemons is their silent charge Hop on a Battle Barge, because we're goin' hard Sigilite sidearm, Chaos sayin' en garde They're the realms of Garro, got that Eisenstein swag Got the Warpsbane hull to reduce that drag Wield the Malleus Hammer, Big E's right hand with a fly rosette on his Grey Knight stand to attention while the dread knights pass their existence only known to Astartes brass If you see 'em on your planet, well you're getting mind-scrubbed wouldn't want that foul knowledge to corrupt your mind, bub They're the hammer and aegis (High Gothic for shield) Anathema to daemons in their crazy mind field Inquisition War never comin' to an end Will is adamantine and you know it never ends Investigative offense is the best way to defend Versus threats to society we cannot comprehend But if you happen to cross 'em, homie beware The Eyes of the I are everywhere Be it daemon, xeno or a 'tic they fight 'em to the death And any insult you can be sure is met with instant redress Verse two, sim. form. but the content's different 'cause I'm dealin' with the second founded arm - Inquisition their mission to combat the xenos threat and to eliminate their targets with extreme prejudice using any means necessary, make a world a cemetary cyclonic bombs make 'em Death's accursed emissary uneasy lies the breast that bears that dread sigil but the Alienkillers are assisted in their vigil by the Deathwatch, not a Chapter, more a brotherhood different from the Grey Knights from the masses they are not obscured secured from their homes, got those expert Marines Skilled in dealing with the threat without and often unseen Those vet Kill-teams and the l33t Kill-marines Safeguard the Imperium from the xenos disease With no please, thank you, or any courtesy Standin' watch in their fortresses in confraternity. Inquisition War never comin' to an end Will is adamantine and you know it never ends Investigative offense is the best way to defend Versus threats to society we cannot comprehend But if you happen to cross 'em, homie beware The Eyes of the I are everywhere Be it daemon, xeno or a 'tic they fight 'em to the death And any insult you can be sure is met with instant redress Lastly, number three: result of Plague of Unbelief Griefin' on the people with that punishment leitmotif Discretely ain't an adverb for their witchhuntin' masterpiece And if you can't abide it you can drink a poisoned digestif Since you and me ain't heretics, no need to fear their scare tactics Genetic aberrations get eugenic reparation hatred Witches, mutants, traitors and apostates get the boot, Jack unless they get the Engine, then they suffer on the new rack And who's that girl with the tricked out plate? A Sororitas sister with her bolter in your face Used to relate badly due to Vandire's dictates Then they cut his fuckin' head off and they got a clean slate And a license to hunt down, kill and otherwise destroy The enemies of the Hereticus against whom they get deployed Makin' Hanoi like the Viceroy, destruction in their wake It's better not to stray from the path - for your sake Inquisition War never comin' to an end Will is adamantine and you know it never ends Investigative offense is the best way to defend Versus threats to society we cannot comprehend But if you happen to cross 'em, homie beware The Eyes of the I are everywhere Be it daemon, xeno or a 'tic they fight 'em to the death And any insult you can be sure is met with instant redress